unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

(via trust)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via trust)

drugdealing:

hater alert on aisle u

(via appr-eciate)

y0ung-blo0ds:

foxboy:

foxboy:

IM SO ANGRY THAT PINEAPPLES DONT GROW ON TREES

THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW

I thought pineapples grew in the sea

(via confirmance)

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

(via acomas)

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

(via trust)

larrycumstain:

*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*

*5 minutes later*

(via happiest)